Tuesday, July 31, 2007

An ax murder?

well it certainly seemed like it at the time. Never a dull moment around here. Last night the dogs are playing with a stick and this is one of those things you SEE is going to happen but it happens so fast you can't even get anything out of your mouth before it does.

So we are finishing up some yard work and two of the dogs had a stick there were both carrying at the same time. The Bulldog Kashi runs over and tried to grab the stick away from them and Suzie (the hound mix) grabs him in the end of the ear. Split down the middle. He screamed and took off running with husband in hot pursuit. Now husband is physically fit and light on his feet but trying to catch a screaming Bulldog is quite the chore even for him. I ran and opened the back door hoping he would run inside and then I got the food dish and rattled the food.

SUCCESS! Here he comes running for me with husband in hot pursuit. Now lets remember that we have 2 ½ acres fenced for the us and the dogs so this is a huge area. So up the back stairs and into his crate. Husband scooped him up and we put him on the grooming table. He has a tear in his ear about ½ inch deep but the sides are still intact so I think to myself I can solve this by gluing it together and keeping him quiet. OK let me tell you from now personal experience. If you have dog with an ear split, skip over the next procedures and go directly to the emergency vet.

I figured I had the expertise to do this and it might have worked IF he would not have kept shaking his bloody head! I would glue it and get the bleeding stop, he would shake and fling the scab off. Each time this happened…..oh say 12 times there was enough blood to cover the earth. Shaking of the head produces a LOT of blood so there was blood all over us, all over the walls, all over the floor and anything else within 20 meters. Now this is our dog/laundry room and we have just remodeled a lot of stuff and BLOOD was not necessarily a color I had considered. We had painted the walls white for the time being until I decided.

After doing this for an hour I decided to just take him in and get the things stitched up so off we ran to the vet (by this time it was 10:30 and of course we got the night rate! Then we had blood all over the truck. All over the vets office and all over the vet who Kashi was licking her glasses while she tried to put in the stitches. Nothing like trying to see to do detailed stitching while you are trying to see through your licked glasses. She said she needed windshield wipers.

So now he has stitches and a bandage over one side of his head to hold the ear flat to his head and now he is REALLY shaking his head.

So as we were driving home I told husband that I hoped none of the neighbors came by looking for us and came into the back room and saw all that blood and some on the outside of the house and the ground leading to the where the truck is usually parked. I SURE they would have been comments as to what the hell and where are they!

So today in between working and everything else I have to figure out how to get now dried blood, off the white walls and the inside of the back of my truck!
Welcome to the State of Chaos, boarded on one side by the State of Confusion and flanked on the other side by the State of Bedlam!

Monday, July 30, 2007

Life on the Farm ain't the same anymore

People ask us all the time, why are you doing this or why
are you doing that and our answer is always the same……global
warming. Now some people either don't believe it exists, are
skeptical it exists or are not sure people are causing an issue
at all.

The answer is fairly complicated because it has roots in many
things however be assured that 'humans" are a HUGE part
of why we are in the shape we are in. Some things have been
well advertised like light bulbs but there are many thing you
can do inexpensively that can help.

What we have done is:

1. Changed to accredited Green Power option in our case Wind Power

Eliminate household emissions from electricity

2. Installed energy-efficient hot water system

30% reductions in household emissions

3. Installed a triple-A rated shower-head

Up to 12% reduction in household emissions

4. Calculated our carbon footprint

Working to eliminate transport & household emissions

5. Did a workplace audit for my office in the house

30% reduction in emissions

6. Recycle EVERYTHING we can

Not only reduces the bill but keep things out of landfills
35% reduction in emissions.

7. Adjusted our thermostat
We turned down ours 3 degrees in the winter and up 3 degrees in the summer and reduced our carbon dioxide emissions by about 1,050 pounds per year.

8. We use energy-saving light bulbs
We are not convince that CFU's are the way to go since if you break one it is like a HUGE pollution issue you cannot clean up but we are using reduced wattage lighting.

9. Electronics we turn off when not in use and in some cases unplug.

Energy reliant products, especially heavy consumers such as televisions and computers.

10. Energy Star Label

Replacing our appliances as they wear out with energy efficents ones.


DID YOU KNOW?

Top 10 Surprising Results of Global Warming

Aggravated Allergies
Have those sneeze attacks and itchy eyes that plague you every spring been worsening in recent years? If so, global warming may be partly to blame. Over the past few decades, more and more Americans have started suffering from seasonal allergies and asthma. Though lifestyle changes and pollution ultimately leave people more vulnerable to the airborne allergens they breathe in, research has shown that the higher carbon dioxide levels and warmer temperatures associated with global warming are also playing a role by prodding plants to bloom earlier and produce more pollen. With more allergens produced earlier, allergy season can last longer. Get those tissues ready.

Heading for the Hills
Starting in the early 1900s, we've all had to look to slightly higher ground to spot our favorite chipmunks, mice and squirrels. Researchers found that many of these animals have moved to greater elevations, possibly due to changes in their habitat caused by global warming. Similar changes to habitats are also threatening Arctic species like polar bears, as the sea ice they dwell on gradually melts away. Do you know that science has proven that Polar Bears my be extinct in 50 years?

Arctic in Bloom
While melting in the Arctic might cause problems for plants and animals at lower latitudes, it's creating a downright sunny situation for Arctic biota. Arctic plants usually remain trapped in ice for most of the year. Nowadays, when the ice melts earlier in the spring, the plants seem to be eager to start growing. Research has found higher levels of the form of the photosynthesis product chlorophyll in modern soils than in ancient soils, showing a biological boom in the Arctic in recent decades.

Pulling the Plug
A whopping 125 lakes in the Arctic have disappeared in the past few decades, backing up the idea that global warming is working fiendishly fast nearest Earth's poles. Research into the whereabouts of the missing water points to the probability that permafrost underneath the lakes thawed out. When this normally permanently frozen ground thaws, the water in the lakes can seep through the soil, draining the lake--one researcher likened it to pulling the plug out of the bathtub. When the lakes disappear, the ecosystems they support also lose their home.

The Big Thaw
Not only is the planet's rising temperature melting massive glaciers, but it also seems to be thawing out the layer of permanently frozen soil below the ground's surface. This thawing causes the ground to shrink and occurs unevenly, so it could lead to sink holes and damage to structures such as railroad tracks, highways and houses. The destabilizing effects of melting permafrost at high altitudes, for example on mountains, could even cause rockslides and mudslides.

Survival of the Fittest
As global warming brings an earlier start to spring, the early bird might not just get the worm. It might also get its genes passed on to the next generation. Because plants bloom earlier in the year, animals that wait until their usual time to migrate might miss out on all the food. Those who can reset their internal clocks and set out earlier stand a better chance at having offspring that survive and thus pass on their genetic information, thereby ultimately changing the genetic profile of their entire population.

Speedier Satellites
A primary cause of a warmer planet--carbon dioxide emissions--is having effects that reach into space with a bizarre twist. Air in the atmosphere's outermost layer is very thin, but air molecules still create drag that slows down satellites, requiring engineers to periodically boost them back into their proper orbits. But the amount of carbon dioxide up there is increasing. And while carbon dioxide molecules in the lower atmosphere release energy as heat when they collide, thereby warming the air, the sparser molecules in the upper atmosphere collide less frequently and tend to radiate their energy away, cooling the air around them. With more carbon dioxide up there, more cooling occurs, causing the air to settle. So the atmosphere is less dense and creates less drag

Rebounding Mountains
Though the average hiker wouldn't notice, the Alps and other mountain ranges have experienced a gradual growth spurt over the past century or so thanks to the melting of the glaciers atop them. For thousands of years, the weight of these glaciers has pushed against the Earth's surface, causing it to depress. As the glaciers melt, this weight is lifting, and the surface slowly is springing back. Because global warming speeds up the melting of these glaciers, the mountains are rebounding faster.

Ruined Ruins
All over the globe, temples, ancient settlements and other artifacts stand as monuments to civilizations past that until now have withstood the tests of time. But the immediate effects of global warming may finally do them in. Rising seas and more extreme weather have the potential to damage irreplaceable sites. Floods attributed to global warming have already damaged a 600-year-old site, Sukhothai, which was once the capital of a Thai kingdom.

Forest Fire FrenzyWhile it's melting glaciers and creating more intense hurricanes, global warming also seems to be heating up forest fires in the United States. In western states over the past few decades, more wildfires have blazed across the countryside, burning more area for longer periods of time. Scientists have correlated the rampant blazes with warmer temperatures and earlier snowmelt. When spring arrives early and triggers an earlier snowmelt, forest areas become drier and stay so for longer, increasing the chance that they might ignite.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Ways to annoy your pasture mates


Kev speak,

1. A stick with a few dead leaves on it can make very scary noises. Take advantage of this fact.

2. Plastic bags can also be quite scary to other horses.

3.So can large pieces of rubber.

4. Well, Ok, pretty much anything can appear frightful when held in the mouth and shaken. It is very fun to chase around other horses using this knowledge.

5. Other horses also seem to be quite scared of loud noises.

6. A hoof against metal works quite well.

7. Coughing loudly behind an unsuspecting horse can also be quite effective.

8. Most horses do not know what to think when you stand on your hind legs for more than

9. 5 seconds at a time.

10. Most horses also do not know what to think when you climb into the salt feeder.

11. Or the grain feeder.

12. Neither do most people.

13. Any open object is meant to be climbed into. Never mind the size of the object in comparison to your size.

14. Also never mind that the object may be harder to exit than it was to enter.

15. Trailers are more fun to get into than they are to get out of. Do not consider this fact when entering the trailer; but strongly consider it when asked to get out.

16. Horse hair bears a striking resemblance to grass.

17. So does people hair when they are bent over.

18. All objects have the potential to be edible.

19. Much taste-testing and chewing is required to discover this potential.

20. Other horses make interesting noises when you nip them.

21. Especially when you nip them on the butt.

22. Especially when the horse you are nipping is a female.

23. People make interesting noises when your place your foot on theirs

24. People also make interesting noises when you buck while they are sitting on your back.

25. The higher the buck, the louder the noise.

26. If you possess a large, hangy down thing, then you *are* a stallion, no matter what the vet did to you.

27. Be sure everyone *knows* that you are a stallion.

28. Mares find stallions very attractive. Remind them of this as often as possible. Ignore any rude remarks, or respond with one of the above techniques for regaining control of the herd.

29. Food was meant to be eaten and water was meant to be drunk.
Nothing can change this fact. The more barriers in the way, the more number 26 applies.

30. Water is also meant to be splashed in.

31. and rolled in.

32. These acts are more fun when someone is sitting on your back.

33. If something is fun without an audience, it is twice as fun with an audience. the larger the audience, the greater the fun.

34. one word: flatulence.

35. bits were made to be chewed on. They were *not* made as a device to control you.

36. Ditto with halters.

37. and lead ropes.

38. "Good boy!" should be music to the ears. Respond to this phrase with pricked ears and a happy face. This phrase always applies to you.
Come to think of it, "good boy" is the *only* phrase that always applies to you.

39. "No" does not apply to you. Ever. Neither does "naughty" or any similarly negative phrase.

40. Be sure your owner knows that these phrases do not apply to you and you do not appreciate any negative attitudes.

41. "Whoa" applies to you when you are tired of moving.

42. "Giddy up" applies when you are tired of standing.

43. Under opposite circumstances, each can easily be misinterpreted as the other.

44. In fact, most phrases can easily be misinterpreted to your liking.

45. Rules were meant to be broken.

46. Unless they are rules that you wrote.

47. Then they should be applied as often as possible.

48. In as many different circumstances as possible.

49. As long as possible

50. Possibilities are endless.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Breaking up is hard to do or IS it!

Sometimes there is no words to adequately describe how I feel and I need a few days to digest my screaming urge to whap someone upside the head.

Several things get my blood to boil but none quite so much as men who should have a brain transplant! What is it that suddenly makes otherwise intelligent men take leave of there senses and decided after many moons that they just don't want to keep house anymore. Is it stress, lack of control, lack of commitment, anxiety, want to screw around with someone else, pango pango or is it that the lack the ability to truly respect women in general.

As far as I am concerned also WHERE you tell a women she is chopped liver is just as important and maybe men should think about there choice of where and when to do that. OK there is no good way but being in a loving environment all nice and cuddly in bed with her is not the place to tell someone "OH, by the way, I am seeing someone else!" WTF?!!

What possible motive is that but possibly mental cruelty. Just come and say in a nice way that you can't handle what is happening and don't want to deal with it because you have your own issues to deal with. What is the matter with being honest. Not brutal, not cruely but with the honor and smarts I know these men posses.

Maybe they are just not smart enough to see that they could be in the exact same position someday and I truly hope someone walks on them. Maybe then they will understand the honor and commitment and respect of one another really means.

It doesn't mean you throw up your hands and say I just can't do this anymore, it means that no matter what you try to work it out no matter how stressed you are. You just don't pick up all your game pieces and go home when you aren't winning or perceive there is no end to the issues.

Although maybe the women are better off because they now know that this person cannot be trusted and the respect they THOUGHT was there simply wasn't.

Peoples lives are a lot to handle now days, it is not easy and not an easy world and it is getting worse. It is not simple and free anymore. It is complicated and difficult.

It makes me sad for the women and it makes me sorry for these men that they will never find what they are looking for and will wander aimlessly from woman to woman looking for that ever elusive something they just can't seem to grab.

Pueda mil pulgas atacan los testículos! Buenas noches

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Bee's Bee's and more.................





So the Rhodies are all trying to bloom and the white ones are having trouble deciding if they shall be white or pink from the red one and the cross pollination from all the bee's.


Now of course at least we HAVE bee's as they are disappearing all over the world, the central hub of the bee-dom seems to be here. We have more bee's than flies this spring which is odd. Living next to a dairy, the young flies all seem to pick my back roof over the basement door and my DISH antenna to get warm on. There can be as many as 500 flies on the DISH at once on some days but only about 3 weeks of the year.


They they go wherever flies go and we never see many after that. This year the DISH is bee heaven. Bee's of all sorts, honey, bumble and yellow jackets seem to have taken up residence on the DISH chasing even the flies away. We can't find a nest (well......maybe I haven't tried hard because I don't want to piss them off)


So if scientists want to study bee's they are welcome to come study! What I wish is they would stay the hell out of my TRUCK. Now mind you they have 7 acres to do whatever bee's do but they seem to want to build a nest on the inside of my drivers door. Now WHY don't the pick on Kev's truck is bee.....yond me!


I have tried to discourage this behavior but I am allergic to the little creeps and they are quite good at defending their nest. I am trying to co-exist with the little buggers but my patience is wearing thin. When they chase me away from the truck I get a little testy. The sight of a large woman running for the hills when they all fly out and me flinging whatever I have in my hand at them, then THEY tend to get testy. Now Kev says he would gladly defend my honor (yeah right) but he doesn't to piss them off either! OK, so I see his point.


I am sure if someone had a video camera they would have a $100,000 dollar video! Kind of like the time I rode the goat down the pasture backwards but I digress.............. Whoever said it so peaceful in the country...........................BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ